Alright, for all of you people out there who think that video games never taught us anything then you're about to be in shock from what I'm telling you, video games have taught us to be safe. I mean just look at Grand Theft Auto for good examples. I can come up with ten simple rules that the game has taught us.
1. If you car is flipped over, do not go near it, within about fifteen seconds it will explode. For a tank this will take longer.
2. People dressed alike standing around in groups are always in a gang, avoid them at all costs.
3. If any part of you above the waist touches water you will drown.
4. Buildings cannot be burned down, fires are just a myth--the fire department is a front.
5. Getting hit by car will not hurt you, as long as the car doesn't stay parked on top of you.
6. People in Green shirts steal cars, avoid them.
7. If you feel that you are being followed take a look around, weapons can be found in some of the oddest places and they will usually float and rotate, these weapons are always loaded.
8. When someone catches fire, avoid them, they can cause you to catch fire just by coming too near you.
9. Do not drive your stolen mafia car down mafia controlled streets. It's just not smart.
10. When you feel that there is a wreck coming on, jump out of your car, this will cause damage to be minimal.
Now, just in case you are wondering, I did write these, but its just off the top of my head. So yeah, lol.
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