A while back, as a joke Brandon and I were talking about what Dungeons and Dragons classes each of our friends would be. It’s pretty easy to do since all you really need is a basis of a person’s personality and the imagination to take their quirks and behaviors to the most extreme place. The joke never really got past a few laughs, but I kind of always wanted to make a little list of some I had in my head before. I’ve tried not to repeat any classes, but there’s only so many viable ones.
- Brandon – Cleric: I think my reasoning behind this one is pretty obvious.
- Rickey – Monk: If anyone was ever deadly with his hands, its Rickey.
- P.J. – Sorcerer: He seems to be able to easily dazzle the Hell out of people and its probably all Charisma based.
- Maddy – Wizard: This one involves study and intelligence above all else. If there’s anyone more dedicated to that I don’t know them.
- Brandon B. – Bard: He’s always trying to inspire courage and every weekend he comes back from the club with some epic tale to orate to me.
- Heather – Evangelist: When I read this class I couldn’t think of anyone else but Heather.
- Sarah – Crusader: When it comes to being devoted to causes, Sarah makes most people I know look lackluster. This one is all about being devoted.
- Andrew – Ranger: Come on…we used to call the guy “The Woodsman”.
- Greg – Master Thrower: He’s clever, but clumisness gets in the way. So might as well use that to clumsiness to throw off the enemy.
- Me – Paladin: Everyone who I have told this joke to always says this…meh
- Landis – Blackguard: He’s my evil opposite.
- Crystal – Rogue: Not quite because of the finesse but because of the daringness.
- Jo – Scout: Because Jo wouldn’t have much reason to get up close in the battles when she could use her wits and stay back to fight.
- Brenton – Barbarian: This is just because it would be funny to see him running around in animal skins and a loincloth.
Well that’s that…this might be the nerdiest thing I have posted in a while.
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