Dee and Madeleine exploited most of their contacts trying to get a location on Amandah. But the Immortal proved to be challenging to find. They knew already that Brandon wouldn’t have known anything about what they needed. It had become abundantly clear that they were down to their last option.
Angel Augustus Saint John owned a nightclub off the Las Vegas strip for the tragically trendy. It was kind of a ruse for what she really had her hands in. Angel was a treasure hunter; except she dealt in artifacts, relics, and information. They’d asked for her help in the past only to have to deal with her less than stellar attitude. Still they were desperate enough to try her again.
The line outside of the club had been wrapped around the corner. The chilly Vegas night seemed a little much for the scandalously dressed parishioners. Thin women wrapped their waists with coats and sweaters, trying to stave off the night air from their bare legs. Men waited in fishnet shirts and mesh praying for the wind not to move or gust.
Madeleine’s arms were folded as the two of them waited near the front of the line. She’d spend the better part of the day lecturing Dee for her earlier behavior. “We’ve all got fears Dee, but you don’t have to be a wimp about it,” she said. Dee’s back was turned the whole time. “You think I would have done that?”
With a sigh Dee turned back, “I don’t know,” she paused in an abrupt fashion. “Did you happen to catch that guy in the clown outfit.”
Madeleine darted across in front of another person in the line and got behind Dee. The other person was visibly angry as Madeleine turned back to Dee, “Keep him away from me,” her words were garbled together.
“Way to face your fears,” Dee said.
Madeleine backed away from Dee some, “Just hilarious, Dear.”
“Jeez, if you’re going to ride my ass hard at least have the common decency to give my hair a tug or at least a tap on the bum…” Dee’s reply was laden with sarcasm.
After a few moments Madeleine glanced down at her dress, “Do you think they’ll let us in this place?”
“Why wouldn’t they?” asked Dee.
Madeleine glanced around, “You don’t have ID although your gigantic rack might work in our favor.”
Dee pressed her breasts up and together, “Do you really think notice these?”
Madeleine stared in disbelief, “Notice? How could they not notice? They’re larger than the bloody Royal Navy!”
“They’re not that big,” Dee glared down at her chest, “But maybe if I poke them out someone will notice.”
“Someone has to notice,” Madeleine said, “Because with how I’m dressed we’ll not get in.”
“It’s not that bad—we just need to slut it up some,” Dee said.
Without asking Dee dropped to her knees and grabbed the bottom of Madeleine’s skirt. She reached up under her shirt sleeve with her other hand and plucked out a miniature flat throwing knife. In one clean cut she slit down the side of the dress. She took the bottom up to mid-thigh level.
“What the Hell?” Madeleine jumped back as Dee finished.
“I’m going to bring out a little more of your best assets here,” Dee said.
“You could have asked first,” Madeleine said as she frayed her skirt out to examine it.
Dee sighed, “You need to lighten up, I did you a service there.” Dee took a long look at her friend’s dress, letting her eyes flowing up the length of the skirt, “Your dress was all down past your knees and stuff.”
Madeleine shook her head, “You’re so bad,” she said, “It’s going to catch up to you.”
With a roll of her eyes Dee turned back, “Look, we’re almost at the front of the line.” She pointed to the three girls and one guy ahead of them who were speaking with the bouncer.
The girls looked as if they must have been using fake identification to get in. One of them didn’t appear to be over the age of fifteen. She was little and blonde with a white top that had a low cut neckline. Her badly applied caked on makeup clearly ended before her clothes began.
The bouncer waved the group through and waited as Dee and Madeleine approached the front of the line. Madeleine clammed up, straighten her arms down at her sides. Dee glanced back at her and when she noticed her friend’s slight grimace. In a moment of hasty thinking, Dee reached back and grabbed Madeleine around the waist and pulled her close.
Madeleine glared over at her and as Dee stepped up to the bouncer, all the while making sure to push her chest out the way Madeleine had mentioned. She smirked seductively, to the best of her ability, “Could you see if you could work us in, maybe.” She ran her hand down the side of her neck and then down over her chest. Her white oxford was unbuttoned until about the halfway point.
The bouncer stared down at her body and then over at Madeleine, “You and your girlfriend.” He gestured for them to go into the club.
Dee pulled Madeleine through the small rope gateway and they walked down into short stairwell that led down into the basement club. As they took the steps the music from the club grew louder and more discernable.
Madeleine pulled away from Dee, “I don’t know about this, we could get in a lot of trouble in a place like this. Not to mention that we’re technically here illegally—what do you think God would do if he knew we were going to enter a miniature version of Sodom and Gomorrah to entreat someone that he utterly doesn’t trust to help us on a mission of the utmost importance…”
“You’re rambling again, Madeleine,” Dee said, “Calm the fuck down, I’ve got this.”
They made their way into the club and were instantly bathed in soft purple light that filled the place. The music was loud and the bass vibrated deep in their chests as they made their way past the bar, Madeleine looked all around, “The forgot to mark our hands?”
“Because we’re fucking hot,” Dee smiled over at her and then pointed at a pair of guys standing a little ways up next to a table. The one guy was tall and dark skinned with a muscular body and arms that were probably almost as wide as Madeleine. He was pointing at Madeleine and then talking to his friend.
The friend was a slender white guy with blonde hair and a smile plastered on his face, he waited as he was whispered to and then turned back to respond. Madeleine sighed, “What do you suppose they’re saying?”
“Not sure,” Dee said, “I was going to ask you which one you wanted but I think one of them already picked you.”
Madeleine pushed ahead, “Come on, we’ve got work to do,” her voice wavered.
Dee latched on to Madeleine’s arm and pulled her towards the dance floor. The club was dark and the air smelt of stale liquor and cheap perfume. The dance floor was raised up above the rest of the club on a plateau out past the bar and surrounded by tables on all sides. In the middle of the large floor was the DJ booth and a cage with a girl dancing in it.
The two of them had never come into this club during its business hours, so it was kind of hard for them to fathom a place they’d only seen when it was empty during the day with all the normal lights on being like this.
“Where are you taking me?” Madeleine asked.
“We have got to dance at least once,” Dee said, “We’ve snuck into our first club!”
Madeleine shook her head, “Will you quiet down before you get us arrested!”
“We can teleport out of the squad car or the jail…what the Hell does it matter?” asked Dee.
“Dee,” Madeleine sighed.
Before she could properly react the large black guy stepped in and touched her on the side of her arm, “Excuse me Miss, would you like a drink?”
Madeleine turned to face him, her green eyes went wide and she just stared combing her fingers through her hair. Dee leaned forward, “Talk to him, I’ll try and see if I can find Angel.”
As Dee walked away Madeleine shot her a dark glance and then turned back to the gentlemen in front of her. He was smiling at her out of the side of his mouth and he added to his original offer, “Any drink you want…”
Without a second thought Madeleine said, “Patron and Sprite.”
The guy took her hand lightly and pulled her away slowly, “My name is Brian, by the way.”
“I’m called Madeleine,” she had to speak up over the music.
“So you’re British?” he gave a delighted smile, “What brings you to the states?”
Madeleine searched around for Dee as she spoke, “I go to college in another city…but came to Vegas on business more or less, you?”
“I was born in the States,” he said with a chuckle as he leaned down on the bar.
“Sorry, I’m not good at this,” Madeleine said.
“Don’t get out much?” Brian glanced back over his shoulder to see if the bartender was done yet.
“I work a lot, I really just got drug out here by my friend,” Madeleine said.
“Yeah, my friend won a contest and he begged me to come to Vegas with him,” he said.
“Where are you from originally?” she asked.
“I live in a little town out on the coast of Texas, Lake Jackson—I’m studying to be a Marine Biologist out there,” he said.
Madeleine laughed slightly, “Small world, I live in Houston.”
Brian chuckled at her reply, “Wow, kind of crazy,” he turned back to the bartender, “Cherry Vodka Sour and the lady will have a Patron and Sprite.”
Madeleine stepped closer to the bar and put her fingertips up on the countertop, “I haven’t had a drink in a pretty long time.”
His smile spread wide and he was quiet for a moment. Over the boom of the music glasses clanked together behind the bar as the bartender rushed back and forth. Brian watched for a moment and then dropped a five dollar tip into the tip jar on the bar-top.
The drinks were placed in front of them and Madeleine picked hers up drinking from it in a hurry. She finished half of the glass before stopping.
“Slow down there,” Brian laughed.
“Sorry, I’m just kind of—thirsty,” Madeleine said.
He caressed the side of her bare arm, “Relax a little, you’re kind of wound up.”
Madeleine sipped her drink now, “I must look so stupid!”
“You look fine,” Brian started, “You know you’ve got really pretty eyes.”
Madeleine finished the drink and placed it on the counter, putting the napkin she’d had wrapped around it down in the glass, “Look,” she started, “I know this place pretty well…and the owner. I imagine you’ve only come here for one thing?”
“I came here to dance with a beautiful girl—and I think I just found one,” he took her by the hand.
“Shit,” Madeleine hissed under her breath.
Brian stopped, “What’s the matter?”
“It’s nothing, but you want to try that dance, because I have to warn you—I don’t actually dance,” Madeleine said.
“It’s okay, you’re a woman,” he said as they walked, “women don’t have to dance well, they just have to look good.”
As Madeleine laughed she glanced up to see if she could find Dee, she was even more nervous now. She’d been left alone without a safety net or plan for escape. When she thought about it this was one of the few situations she wasn’t ready for. Men.
Saturday, May 03, 2008
Thursday, May 01, 2008
Heaven Forbid: Instance
A vast vacuous darkness as far as the eye could see. That was all there was. Dee led the way with her scythe held down at her side. Her head searched the entire space for any signs of life, movement or anything.
Nothing lay there except a void. She sighed and continued to walk. From behind her she could hear the footsteps of the others as they followed her. The three of them were walking in a skewed line. It seemed that in this place, the only thing that existed was them.
Madeleine was walking with her phone out, “Of course there’s no signal here,” she muttered, “and whatever we’re walking on isn’t dirt because my powers won’t work.”
“I’m guessing that we can’t teleport, either,” Dee said. “I’m even willing to bet I couldn’t send my scythe away if I wanted.”
Brandon remained silent, holding his gun down at his side. Madeleine slipped her phone back into the pocket of her small white sweater. She moved closer to Brandon and reached around the side of his duster to pull out a long silvery saber, “Mind sharing a weapon friend?”
He glanced at her and shook his head.
Dee glanced back, her voice shaking as she said, “Brandon,” she started, “You need to stick close to me—its not safe here.”
“I’ve been to one of these places before,” Brandon said. Dee stared at him in shock now, “Back when I trained with the Order, we were made to fight a demon in this type of environment as a final exam. At the seminary we called these Instances.”
“Fancy name,” Madeleine said, “I just prefer to say we’re in a little part of Hell.”
There drought of speech and Dee turned back towards them, “Wait, what part of Hell?” she asked.
Madeleine sighed, “Hell’s rather large and I’ve not traveled around most of it.”
Brandon shook his head, “There’s no use arguing about it, we can’t even see to identify what’s around us.”
Dee peered off into the distance, past Brandon and Madeleine as if she were staring through the darkness itself, “There’s something back there—“
Her two companions glanced back. Up in the sky there were large red dots in a row, glowing like lights. Madeleine stepped back closer to Dee, “Something’s not right about this.”
The air was shaken with a thunderous screech. Each member of the group brandished their weapon as the darkness seemed to give way to a giant dark form. Parts of the void itself seemed to move and came alive in a monstrous arachnid shape.
Dee lowered her weapon and widened her stance, “Aw man,” she edged back placing a curled hand on her bottom lip. “It had to be a giant spider.”
The huge red orbs were the eyes of the creature. It lurched forward through the darkness emitting a gurgling sound. Its movements were sluggish and smooth, but the creature itself was of a massive size.
Brandon moved back some bringing his gun up and firing at the creature. He fired six times towards the thing’s face and the creature howled.
Dee called out, “You think that’s going to hurt it?”
“They’re blessed silver—it felt something did you see the reaction,” Brandon said.
Madeleine sighed, “This sword’s going to be useless,” she jammed the weapon into the ground. The monster was nearing them, its pincher like jaws wide feeding into the hole of its mouth. “Good thing I carry these,” Madeleine reached into the top of her dress and pulled out a pair of grenades.
“I thought your boobs looked funny,” Dee said as she stared in amazement.
“Ladies!” Brandon shouted as threw his fedora to the ground in the between all of them. A large circle with Hebrew characters appeared on the ground closing them in. The demonic spider fired a huge glob of green gunk at them.
As it hit the edge of Brandon’s protective circle it fizzled out.
“Eww, what the fuck!” Dee whined.
Madeleine flicked the pins out of the grenades with her thumbs and hurled them up towards the beast’s face. As they detonated the thing roared in pain, its face covered by the power of the blast. The fire spread and lit a small area of the void.
Now the creature had become a walking conflagration. A cascade of fire poured down off its face. Part of the torso was blasted open. In a fit of wrenching pain the spider lunged at them its cries imbued with torment.
Brandon and Madeleine dove out of the way as the thing stumbled towards them. Dee sprung straight up into the colorless void her glorious white wings spreading from her back. They beat against the air as she tried to keep her flight pattern right.
One hand covered her heart and the other held tightly to her trusted scythe. From this high up she could barely see Brandon and Madeleine lying on the ground where they had landed.
“Dee, coward—you’re going to have to stop it!” Madeleine screamed from the ground.
“I can’t—I hate spiders!”
“Stop being a baby!” Madeleine replied.
Dee took a deep breath, the spider didn’t seem to see her or any of the others. The grenade more than likely had blinded it. So that put her at a slight advantage. In the back of her mind though she knew she didn’t want to take on a demon this size head on.
That was when she knew what she was going to use.
“Madeleine, wrap your wings around Brandon!” she yelled.
Madeleine fluffed her wings out, their span stretched out to their length and then she rushed over and enclosed herself and Brandon. Dee tossed her free hand back behind herself as she treaded air. She snapped her fingers and a ball of intimidating looking fire grew and formed up high behind her.
The ball grew to size comparable to that of the monster and then Dee flew up from it letting the ball rain down and smash into the spider’s back. The creature was crushed in a loud screech and its parts were flung out from the blast area.
Here and there debris from its scorched carcass littered the void. Dee fell to the ground on all fours with her winds sagging onto the ground around her. She took hungry deep breaths at the air. She put her forehead flat on the ground, pieces of the creature rained down around her.
Brandon ran to her side and grabbed her around the shoulders, “You did well, Dee.”
The void seemed to lighten now, and then it became transparent. Madeleine was standing over Dee and Brandon looking off into what had been the blackness. Now they were back in Brandon’s living room.
Every sign of the struggle vanished. Brandon’s sword was stuck in the wooden floor of the kitchen. Brandon’s fedora sat on the floor just inside of the door. Madeleine glared down at Dee, “Oh suck it up, Dee, you’re fine.”
Madeleine flipped her bangs out of her hair and started out of the room, “We’re going to need to dig deeper for this information,” she said, “But where we’re going they don’t allow Demon Hunters…”
Nothing lay there except a void. She sighed and continued to walk. From behind her she could hear the footsteps of the others as they followed her. The three of them were walking in a skewed line. It seemed that in this place, the only thing that existed was them.
Madeleine was walking with her phone out, “Of course there’s no signal here,” she muttered, “and whatever we’re walking on isn’t dirt because my powers won’t work.”
“I’m guessing that we can’t teleport, either,” Dee said. “I’m even willing to bet I couldn’t send my scythe away if I wanted.”
Brandon remained silent, holding his gun down at his side. Madeleine slipped her phone back into the pocket of her small white sweater. She moved closer to Brandon and reached around the side of his duster to pull out a long silvery saber, “Mind sharing a weapon friend?”
He glanced at her and shook his head.
Dee glanced back, her voice shaking as she said, “Brandon,” she started, “You need to stick close to me—its not safe here.”
“I’ve been to one of these places before,” Brandon said. Dee stared at him in shock now, “Back when I trained with the Order, we were made to fight a demon in this type of environment as a final exam. At the seminary we called these Instances.”
“Fancy name,” Madeleine said, “I just prefer to say we’re in a little part of Hell.”
There drought of speech and Dee turned back towards them, “Wait, what part of Hell?” she asked.
Madeleine sighed, “Hell’s rather large and I’ve not traveled around most of it.”
Brandon shook his head, “There’s no use arguing about it, we can’t even see to identify what’s around us.”
Dee peered off into the distance, past Brandon and Madeleine as if she were staring through the darkness itself, “There’s something back there—“
Her two companions glanced back. Up in the sky there were large red dots in a row, glowing like lights. Madeleine stepped back closer to Dee, “Something’s not right about this.”
The air was shaken with a thunderous screech. Each member of the group brandished their weapon as the darkness seemed to give way to a giant dark form. Parts of the void itself seemed to move and came alive in a monstrous arachnid shape.
Dee lowered her weapon and widened her stance, “Aw man,” she edged back placing a curled hand on her bottom lip. “It had to be a giant spider.”
The huge red orbs were the eyes of the creature. It lurched forward through the darkness emitting a gurgling sound. Its movements were sluggish and smooth, but the creature itself was of a massive size.
Brandon moved back some bringing his gun up and firing at the creature. He fired six times towards the thing’s face and the creature howled.
Dee called out, “You think that’s going to hurt it?”
“They’re blessed silver—it felt something did you see the reaction,” Brandon said.
Madeleine sighed, “This sword’s going to be useless,” she jammed the weapon into the ground. The monster was nearing them, its pincher like jaws wide feeding into the hole of its mouth. “Good thing I carry these,” Madeleine reached into the top of her dress and pulled out a pair of grenades.
“I thought your boobs looked funny,” Dee said as she stared in amazement.
“Ladies!” Brandon shouted as threw his fedora to the ground in the between all of them. A large circle with Hebrew characters appeared on the ground closing them in. The demonic spider fired a huge glob of green gunk at them.
As it hit the edge of Brandon’s protective circle it fizzled out.
“Eww, what the fuck!” Dee whined.
Madeleine flicked the pins out of the grenades with her thumbs and hurled them up towards the beast’s face. As they detonated the thing roared in pain, its face covered by the power of the blast. The fire spread and lit a small area of the void.
Now the creature had become a walking conflagration. A cascade of fire poured down off its face. Part of the torso was blasted open. In a fit of wrenching pain the spider lunged at them its cries imbued with torment.
Brandon and Madeleine dove out of the way as the thing stumbled towards them. Dee sprung straight up into the colorless void her glorious white wings spreading from her back. They beat against the air as she tried to keep her flight pattern right.
One hand covered her heart and the other held tightly to her trusted scythe. From this high up she could barely see Brandon and Madeleine lying on the ground where they had landed.
“Dee, coward—you’re going to have to stop it!” Madeleine screamed from the ground.
“I can’t—I hate spiders!”
“Stop being a baby!” Madeleine replied.
Dee took a deep breath, the spider didn’t seem to see her or any of the others. The grenade more than likely had blinded it. So that put her at a slight advantage. In the back of her mind though she knew she didn’t want to take on a demon this size head on.
That was when she knew what she was going to use.
“Madeleine, wrap your wings around Brandon!” she yelled.
Madeleine fluffed her wings out, their span stretched out to their length and then she rushed over and enclosed herself and Brandon. Dee tossed her free hand back behind herself as she treaded air. She snapped her fingers and a ball of intimidating looking fire grew and formed up high behind her.
The ball grew to size comparable to that of the monster and then Dee flew up from it letting the ball rain down and smash into the spider’s back. The creature was crushed in a loud screech and its parts were flung out from the blast area.
Here and there debris from its scorched carcass littered the void. Dee fell to the ground on all fours with her winds sagging onto the ground around her. She took hungry deep breaths at the air. She put her forehead flat on the ground, pieces of the creature rained down around her.
Brandon ran to her side and grabbed her around the shoulders, “You did well, Dee.”
The void seemed to lighten now, and then it became transparent. Madeleine was standing over Dee and Brandon looking off into what had been the blackness. Now they were back in Brandon’s living room.
Every sign of the struggle vanished. Brandon’s sword was stuck in the wooden floor of the kitchen. Brandon’s fedora sat on the floor just inside of the door. Madeleine glared down at Dee, “Oh suck it up, Dee, you’re fine.”
Madeleine flipped her bangs out of her hair and started out of the room, “We’re going to need to dig deeper for this information,” she said, “But where we’re going they don’t allow Demon Hunters…”
Friday, April 25, 2008
Heaven Forbid: Caught
Outside of the Church the parishioners crowded against the fount of holy water. Every Sunday was the same; the people would come out into the world with renewed enthusiasm and ready to preach the gospel. That was how it was supposed to go. That was the way things were meant to be.
But things seldom seem to go as they should.
Madeleine knew this as she sifted through the hordes of people; they’re perfume perforating her nose. This wasn’t the way things were supposed to be. The situation they were in now had to be a sign something had gone wrong. Looking through the crowd ahead of her, the whole time just trying to catch a glimpse of the man she was looking for. This was the exit she’d seen him use.
The air was cold and still wet from the fog that had perforated it. Despite the sun’s best efforts it couldn’t break through the thick cloud cover that blanketed Downtown Houston. A line of cars waited at the light as Madeleine reached the edge of the curb.
Across the street she spotted the target. His body was concealed in a long black duster. His long brown hair was tucked into the back of his collar from when he’d put it on.
Madeleine held her cell phone up over her mouth clicked the two-way feature on. Her voice was almost a whisper, “He’s headed your way, Dee.”
Dee giggled manically, “Now’s my chance!”
“Must you be so slutty?” Madeleine’s accent bit off the end of her words, “Its not like you’re going to actually get anywhere with him.”
“Stop distracting me,” Dee stammered into the two-way, “Dee out.”
Across the street Madeleine could see Dee crouched behind a car and peaking around the corner. Today was one of the rare occasions that Dee didn’t go all Goth. Madeleine was proud, maybe her advice had taken root.
Dee’s legs were hardly concealed by the short gray and black plaid skirt. The transparence of the lacey black trim didn’t help matters. Her thick mess of curls were pulled up in a haphazard ponytail. She even had on a white oxford button down. White was not a color commonly seen on Dee. Madeleine was shocked that Dee even owned these clothes.
In an instant Dee bounced to her feet and sprinted up the side walk, Madeleine rushed out across the road after her. The man in the duster had distanced himself. Madeleine jumped the rise of the curb and hit the sidewalk almost bumping into a drunken bum. “Where do you think you’re goin!” the bum shouted.
Dee had stopped next to a tall chain link fence. As Madeleine reached her she threw her arms to her sides and exclaimed, “I can’t climb this shit in heels!”
With her hands on her hips Madeline huffed at her companion, “There’s no reason to go up that, we can just catch up to him,” she took off again.
“But what do we say—“ Dee paused.
Madeleine darted up the sidewalk. Admittedly she wasn’t much for running. Angels weren’t required to do it very often, especially in boots like the ones she had on. She wished she’d been the kind to dress for functionality.
The target turned the corner and Madeleine knew she had to keep him in sight. It was be to lose someone in the city. Even on a Sunday morning the streets were still crowded.
Around the corner she spotted him checking the mailbox of the townhouse. She’d had no idea they were this close to his home, although she’d been there once. She hollered as she got closer, “Father Carlson!”
He froze, his head aimed slightly down and the shadow from his fedora covering his face, “Madeleine, please don’t call me that.”
“Sorry,” she stomped to a stop next to him and let out a sigh, “It’s just that I’ve been chasing after you for a while.”
Madeleine remembered the story that the former Priest had told her about leaving the Church. He’d been a man of the cloth for some time, but not the kind you saw conducting Mass. He’d fought demons for a secret order within the Church. He’d only quit when he lost someone he loved.
Dee rounded the corner screaming as and waving her pale arms above her head, “I’m here…I’m coming!” Before she could reach them, her heel caught at hole in the side walk and she faltered. In a fury of flailing arms and cursing Dee fell face first to the pavement.
“Holy shit, Dee are you okay?” she asked.
She fought to get up, her bottom lip puffed out and her eyes averted from anyone else’s. Brandon stooped down and took her hand, “It looks like you’re cut up a little, should we get those cleaned up?”
Dee knew that she didn’t need to have her wounds taken care of. Even if she was run through with a sword she could heal herself in a matter of minutes. That was granted that she wanted to. But stopping the pain wasn’t worth losing the moment.
She threw her arms around his neck, “Thanks.” Brandon hesitated for a moment and then lifted her clean into the air. With a slight smirk she pulled herself closer to him.
Madeleine rolled her eyes, “Don’t have time for this,” she said in a sing-song voice.
Dee shot her an evil glance and then turned back to Brandon with a smile. He started up the steps with her in his arms, “Can you get the door for me Dee, its unlocked.”
She reached over and turned the knob, pushing it open. He stepped inside with Madeleine following behind him closely. The inside of the townhouse was dark. Brandon ran an inner city orphanage, or at a time he had.
“You’ll have to excuse the lackluster care in here,” Brandon started, “I had to shut the place down.”
Dee focused her violet eyes on him through the darkness, “What do you mean that you shut the place down.”
Madeleine flicked the light on, “So its just you here?”
Brandon nodded, “I was forced to close the place really, at least temporarily.”
“But why?” asked Madeleine.
“Demon attacks are getting more frequent—they’re becoming aggressive and I fear they might target me here,” he replied.
“So you did it to protect the kids,” Dee said, “You’re like the dreamiest man alive.”
He smiled down at her, “Thanks, Dee—I guess.” He moved into the next room which was large and dark with a long ‘L’ shaped couch off to one side. He placed Dee carefully down on the couch and flipped the lamp on, “Let’s get you patched up.”
She folded her arms behind her head and stared up at him, “Thanks for taking care of me,” her cheeks turned a little red. She shifted on the leather couch and there was a soft rubbing sound of her skin on the material.
Madeleine entered the room with her arms folded, when she leaned back on the wall the color brown of her dress almost matched the large wood paneling of the walls. She placed her foot back against the baseboard stabling herself. Brandon left the room to get a first aid kit.
Madeleine sighed walking towards Dee, her anger brought her accent to forefront of her voice, “Who do you think you’re fooling?”
“What are you bitching about now?” asked Dee.
Now Madeleine kept her voice low, “We both know you don’t need someone to ‘a patch you up’, you can heal yourself just fine—“
“Just leave it alone, and its your fault I fell—you ran ahead and left me all alone,” Dee said.
Brandon entered from the other room and Madeleine walked back towards the entrance, “I think I need to go to the restroom,” she left.
Brandon watched as she walked out, “Is something the matter?”
“Yeah we’re just under a lot of pressure.”
He smiled, “That’s always a problem.”
“She gets high strung when she’s worried,” Dee said.
Brandon started to push her skirt up just a little bit, “May I?”
“Yeah,” her voice was imbued with nervousness and her cheeks turned hotter red.
“It looks like you cut your knee pretty bad here,” he said. When Brandon took her leg in his hand and bent it towards him slightly he could tell that she was in ridiculously good shape. There was no fat on her leg, it was all muscle.
Dee wanted to scream out. Her heart thudded hard against her chest. She’d thought of this too often. His touch so gentle it made her shudder slightly. Her hands pressed down into her lap Dee tried to strike up some kind of conversation to take her mind off a man she found irresistible running his hands all over her leg.
“We have to make sure nothing’s broken,” Brandon said.
She spoke up, “Do you like—things—you know how you see something and umm…” her mind went totally blank.
“There doesn’t seem to be anything broken, did you hit your head hard?” he asked.
“No.”
“This is going to burn a little,” he told her as he started to apply some antiseptic to her scrapes.
She winced, “Yeah.”
He finished most of her body and as he was about to put the kit away he leaned over on the end table next to the couch. Right then he noticed that there was a scrape on the side of her face.
“I missed a spot,” he stopped to wipe it and did so very carefully.
Dee sat there looking into his eyes and she sighed, “Maybe if you gave me a little—“ she froze up.
Brandon kissed Dee on the forehead lightly, “Is that better?”
“That’s…that…” Dee’s eyes rolled back in her head and she fell back onto the brown leather couch; fainted.
“Dee, are you alright, wake up!” Brandon lifted her head some.
Madeleine rushed back into the room from somewhere else, “What did you do to her?”
“I kissed her on the forehead and she just fell out!”
“You can’t kiss her,” Madeleine said, “She’s never even been touched by a guy—let alone kissed.” Now she rushed to her friend’s side, “You’re lucky that she didn’t have a heart attack.”
Brandon moved away as Madeleine knelt next to Dee, he writhed his hands together as he paced, “I don’t get it, what’s wrong with her?”
“Haven’t you noticed,” Madeleine said, “Or are you stupid?”
“Noticed what?”
“Nevermind,” Madeleine thought of how mad Dee would be if she mentioned it, even if she thought he should have known it herself. Madeleine held her hand over Dee’s face, her finger tips began to glow brilliant white. The light reflected off the leather of the couch and the picture that hung on the wall.
Dee’s eyes shot open and she pulled herself up from the couch, “What the Hell?” her cheeks were still hot red.
Madeleine smoothed Dee’s hair back from her forehead, “You passed out, are you alright?”
Dee nodded nervously, she lifted her head slightly. The corner of her lip lifted slightly as she smelled something distinct. She sniffed the air hard.
Madeleine raised her head up. She searched the room slowly, smelling the air as she looked around. In a smooth motion she pulled her hair away from her pretty face, her green eyes half closed, “I smell it too.”
“Smell what?” Brandon asked.
“Sulfur,” Dee jumped up from the couch and held her hand out to the side calling the scythe to her side. The weapon appeared in a flash of light and she brought it up behind her back.
Digging his hand deep into his duster Brandon produced a long barreled silver gun with ornate decorations, “Another demon attack.”
Thick black oil oozed from the ceiling and dripped onto the floor right near Madeleine’s foot, “Far worse than a demon attack, this is big trouble.”
The oil bubbled onto the floor, running down the wall slowly and starting to come from all sides all of the walls. Some of the oil ran faster than the others, the wooden floors were starting to seep too. The oil crept up between the floor boards.
Dee hissed, “Fuck,” she shot her gaze to each side of the room, “This was a trap they wanted to get us in the same place.”
Madeleine, Dee, Brandon—they all knew that this wasn’t your run of the mill attack, they were being pulled in—someone had set this up. The townhouse had become a prison and they were being pulled into Hell.
But things seldom seem to go as they should.
Madeleine knew this as she sifted through the hordes of people; they’re perfume perforating her nose. This wasn’t the way things were supposed to be. The situation they were in now had to be a sign something had gone wrong. Looking through the crowd ahead of her, the whole time just trying to catch a glimpse of the man she was looking for. This was the exit she’d seen him use.
The air was cold and still wet from the fog that had perforated it. Despite the sun’s best efforts it couldn’t break through the thick cloud cover that blanketed Downtown Houston. A line of cars waited at the light as Madeleine reached the edge of the curb.
Across the street she spotted the target. His body was concealed in a long black duster. His long brown hair was tucked into the back of his collar from when he’d put it on.
Madeleine held her cell phone up over her mouth clicked the two-way feature on. Her voice was almost a whisper, “He’s headed your way, Dee.”
Dee giggled manically, “Now’s my chance!”
“Must you be so slutty?” Madeleine’s accent bit off the end of her words, “Its not like you’re going to actually get anywhere with him.”
“Stop distracting me,” Dee stammered into the two-way, “Dee out.”
Across the street Madeleine could see Dee crouched behind a car and peaking around the corner. Today was one of the rare occasions that Dee didn’t go all Goth. Madeleine was proud, maybe her advice had taken root.
Dee’s legs were hardly concealed by the short gray and black plaid skirt. The transparence of the lacey black trim didn’t help matters. Her thick mess of curls were pulled up in a haphazard ponytail. She even had on a white oxford button down. White was not a color commonly seen on Dee. Madeleine was shocked that Dee even owned these clothes.
In an instant Dee bounced to her feet and sprinted up the side walk, Madeleine rushed out across the road after her. The man in the duster had distanced himself. Madeleine jumped the rise of the curb and hit the sidewalk almost bumping into a drunken bum. “Where do you think you’re goin!” the bum shouted.
Dee had stopped next to a tall chain link fence. As Madeleine reached her she threw her arms to her sides and exclaimed, “I can’t climb this shit in heels!”
With her hands on her hips Madeline huffed at her companion, “There’s no reason to go up that, we can just catch up to him,” she took off again.
“But what do we say—“ Dee paused.
Madeleine darted up the sidewalk. Admittedly she wasn’t much for running. Angels weren’t required to do it very often, especially in boots like the ones she had on. She wished she’d been the kind to dress for functionality.
The target turned the corner and Madeleine knew she had to keep him in sight. It was be to lose someone in the city. Even on a Sunday morning the streets were still crowded.
Around the corner she spotted him checking the mailbox of the townhouse. She’d had no idea they were this close to his home, although she’d been there once. She hollered as she got closer, “Father Carlson!”
He froze, his head aimed slightly down and the shadow from his fedora covering his face, “Madeleine, please don’t call me that.”
“Sorry,” she stomped to a stop next to him and let out a sigh, “It’s just that I’ve been chasing after you for a while.”
Madeleine remembered the story that the former Priest had told her about leaving the Church. He’d been a man of the cloth for some time, but not the kind you saw conducting Mass. He’d fought demons for a secret order within the Church. He’d only quit when he lost someone he loved.
Dee rounded the corner screaming as and waving her pale arms above her head, “I’m here…I’m coming!” Before she could reach them, her heel caught at hole in the side walk and she faltered. In a fury of flailing arms and cursing Dee fell face first to the pavement.
“Holy shit, Dee are you okay?” she asked.
She fought to get up, her bottom lip puffed out and her eyes averted from anyone else’s. Brandon stooped down and took her hand, “It looks like you’re cut up a little, should we get those cleaned up?”
Dee knew that she didn’t need to have her wounds taken care of. Even if she was run through with a sword she could heal herself in a matter of minutes. That was granted that she wanted to. But stopping the pain wasn’t worth losing the moment.
She threw her arms around his neck, “Thanks.” Brandon hesitated for a moment and then lifted her clean into the air. With a slight smirk she pulled herself closer to him.
Madeleine rolled her eyes, “Don’t have time for this,” she said in a sing-song voice.
Dee shot her an evil glance and then turned back to Brandon with a smile. He started up the steps with her in his arms, “Can you get the door for me Dee, its unlocked.”
She reached over and turned the knob, pushing it open. He stepped inside with Madeleine following behind him closely. The inside of the townhouse was dark. Brandon ran an inner city orphanage, or at a time he had.
“You’ll have to excuse the lackluster care in here,” Brandon started, “I had to shut the place down.”
Dee focused her violet eyes on him through the darkness, “What do you mean that you shut the place down.”
Madeleine flicked the light on, “So its just you here?”
Brandon nodded, “I was forced to close the place really, at least temporarily.”
“But why?” asked Madeleine.
“Demon attacks are getting more frequent—they’re becoming aggressive and I fear they might target me here,” he replied.
“So you did it to protect the kids,” Dee said, “You’re like the dreamiest man alive.”
He smiled down at her, “Thanks, Dee—I guess.” He moved into the next room which was large and dark with a long ‘L’ shaped couch off to one side. He placed Dee carefully down on the couch and flipped the lamp on, “Let’s get you patched up.”
She folded her arms behind her head and stared up at him, “Thanks for taking care of me,” her cheeks turned a little red. She shifted on the leather couch and there was a soft rubbing sound of her skin on the material.
Madeleine entered the room with her arms folded, when she leaned back on the wall the color brown of her dress almost matched the large wood paneling of the walls. She placed her foot back against the baseboard stabling herself. Brandon left the room to get a first aid kit.
Madeleine sighed walking towards Dee, her anger brought her accent to forefront of her voice, “Who do you think you’re fooling?”
“What are you bitching about now?” asked Dee.
Now Madeleine kept her voice low, “We both know you don’t need someone to ‘a patch you up’, you can heal yourself just fine—“
“Just leave it alone, and its your fault I fell—you ran ahead and left me all alone,” Dee said.
Brandon entered from the other room and Madeleine walked back towards the entrance, “I think I need to go to the restroom,” she left.
Brandon watched as she walked out, “Is something the matter?”
“Yeah we’re just under a lot of pressure.”
He smiled, “That’s always a problem.”
“She gets high strung when she’s worried,” Dee said.
Brandon started to push her skirt up just a little bit, “May I?”
“Yeah,” her voice was imbued with nervousness and her cheeks turned hotter red.
“It looks like you cut your knee pretty bad here,” he said. When Brandon took her leg in his hand and bent it towards him slightly he could tell that she was in ridiculously good shape. There was no fat on her leg, it was all muscle.
Dee wanted to scream out. Her heart thudded hard against her chest. She’d thought of this too often. His touch so gentle it made her shudder slightly. Her hands pressed down into her lap Dee tried to strike up some kind of conversation to take her mind off a man she found irresistible running his hands all over her leg.
“We have to make sure nothing’s broken,” Brandon said.
She spoke up, “Do you like—things—you know how you see something and umm…” her mind went totally blank.
“There doesn’t seem to be anything broken, did you hit your head hard?” he asked.
“No.”
“This is going to burn a little,” he told her as he started to apply some antiseptic to her scrapes.
She winced, “Yeah.”
He finished most of her body and as he was about to put the kit away he leaned over on the end table next to the couch. Right then he noticed that there was a scrape on the side of her face.
“I missed a spot,” he stopped to wipe it and did so very carefully.
Dee sat there looking into his eyes and she sighed, “Maybe if you gave me a little—“ she froze up.
Brandon kissed Dee on the forehead lightly, “Is that better?”
“That’s…that…” Dee’s eyes rolled back in her head and she fell back onto the brown leather couch; fainted.
“Dee, are you alright, wake up!” Brandon lifted her head some.
Madeleine rushed back into the room from somewhere else, “What did you do to her?”
“I kissed her on the forehead and she just fell out!”
“You can’t kiss her,” Madeleine said, “She’s never even been touched by a guy—let alone kissed.” Now she rushed to her friend’s side, “You’re lucky that she didn’t have a heart attack.”
Brandon moved away as Madeleine knelt next to Dee, he writhed his hands together as he paced, “I don’t get it, what’s wrong with her?”
“Haven’t you noticed,” Madeleine said, “Or are you stupid?”
“Noticed what?”
“Nevermind,” Madeleine thought of how mad Dee would be if she mentioned it, even if she thought he should have known it herself. Madeleine held her hand over Dee’s face, her finger tips began to glow brilliant white. The light reflected off the leather of the couch and the picture that hung on the wall.
Dee’s eyes shot open and she pulled herself up from the couch, “What the Hell?” her cheeks were still hot red.
Madeleine smoothed Dee’s hair back from her forehead, “You passed out, are you alright?”
Dee nodded nervously, she lifted her head slightly. The corner of her lip lifted slightly as she smelled something distinct. She sniffed the air hard.
Madeleine raised her head up. She searched the room slowly, smelling the air as she looked around. In a smooth motion she pulled her hair away from her pretty face, her green eyes half closed, “I smell it too.”
“Smell what?” Brandon asked.
“Sulfur,” Dee jumped up from the couch and held her hand out to the side calling the scythe to her side. The weapon appeared in a flash of light and she brought it up behind her back.
Digging his hand deep into his duster Brandon produced a long barreled silver gun with ornate decorations, “Another demon attack.”
Thick black oil oozed from the ceiling and dripped onto the floor right near Madeleine’s foot, “Far worse than a demon attack, this is big trouble.”
The oil bubbled onto the floor, running down the wall slowly and starting to come from all sides all of the walls. Some of the oil ran faster than the others, the wooden floors were starting to seep too. The oil crept up between the floor boards.
Dee hissed, “Fuck,” she shot her gaze to each side of the room, “This was a trap they wanted to get us in the same place.”
Madeleine, Dee, Brandon—they all knew that this wasn’t your run of the mill attack, they were being pulled in—someone had set this up. The townhouse had become a prison and they were being pulled into Hell.
Thursday, April 24, 2008
While
Been a while since I did one these, since I started the story; which is getting underway nicely now. I'm do tired though. I worked late last night early this morning and I have to get up in about four and half hours and get to work. Things have been pretty rough besides work. I've had to face some of the questions about myself that I have been avoiding for a while and I am starting to wonder if I need to make some more adjustments to how I do things with myself.
My mind's been kind of on the fritz lately, plagued by things that I can't even begin to sort out now and I'm wondering if I did something--if I am doing something to make matters worse for myself. I can't just stop thinking about them, as much as people say that you can. Its not like that for me. I don't have an easily distracted mind. Most of the time my mind will do anything I need to do while thinking about what I am trying to avoid. Other times I will just be so distracted I can't get things done.
Its like most of the time I can't even talk to people anymore. I hope this passes soon.
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Heaven Forbid - Chapter One: Suspension of Pride
She had only lingered for water a moment when she noticed the boy with the dusty blonde hair staring at her. His freckled face was imbued with awe as he looked up at her. Of course she knew that it wasn’t just her that he was looking at. The majority of Dee’s afternoon had consisted of leading her horse around the park. Anywhere a horse was taken in the middle of the city he attracted unnecessary attention.
She approached the boy wiping her mouth off with the back of her hand as she did. Her lips widened into a smile and she knelt down and started to rummage through her bag, “You wanna feed him?” Her slender pale arm made circles down in the satchel at her side and finally she produced a bright red apple, “He loves these.”
The little boy’s honey colored eyes were locked on her, but he said nothing. His arms hung down at his side and his face void of any expression except astonishment. So much astonishment he was unable to take the fruit.
“Go ahead, he won’t bite,” Dee smiled as she rose up from her squatting position to meet the boy face to face, “And neither do I.” She rubbed the top of his head lightly, “His name is Apples.”
Right then Dee thought of how she must have appeared to a little kid. She wasn’t exactly what one would call normal looking. The lip ring, the small jewel stud in the side of her nose and the countless crosses she wore around her neck couldn’t have been all that easy for the kid to take in. Add into the equation the loads of makeup she wore.
Madeleine waited in impatient silence behind the horse this whole time. She’d been Dee’s friend for some time. It had always been kind of apparent to her that Dee had a knack for getting horribly side tracked when there was something important to do. But she knew she couldn’t tell Dee that.
She’d tried, on more than one occasion, to advice Dee about perhaps dressing more conservatively. There wasn’t exactly a dress code for their line of work, but they were just supposed to blend in. However there wasn’t an incentive for Dee to listen.
The little boy accept the apple. He offered it up to the horse and the horse ate it carefully. The kid giggled at the horse’s mouth touching his hands. Dee shot Madeleine a quick glance to see if she was smiling about this whole ordeal. Of course she was not. As far as she was concerned Dee was wasting time.
From off across the park a woman called out, “Nick!” the boy looked up and his laughter ceased. The sound of his mother’s voice had pulled his attention away from the horse. Almost instantly he jolted across the path and over the grass off towards the hillside in the distance where she waited.
Madeleine sauntered around the horse, “Why did you bring him out?”
“He needs some exercise,” Dee rubbed the horse so vigorously her big dark mop of curls shook, “Cooped up in the Ethereal stables all day—he must get lonely.”
“I don’t think he’s allowed,” Madeleine concluded, “I don’t see many horses in the Herman Park.”
Dee ran her hand across the top of the horses head softer this time, “But he’s having a great time out here,” Dee said with an induced squeaky tone, “He’s not going to ever want to go back, isn’t that right boy?”
That baby-talk-tone that Dee took was enough to make Madeleine want to vomit; instead she just rolled her eyes. “Do you have to talk to him like that?”
“Aww you’re just jealous that he loves his momma!” Dee continued and exaggerated the voice now.
With her arms folded Madeleine sighed, “Your belittling him, he’s a grown horse!”
“You’re the one being rude,” Dee quipped, “I mean he has a name you know!”
“I’m not going to call the Pale Horse Apples!” Madeleine yelled.
“Well that’s what he likes to eat!” Dee threw her arms to her sides and stomped off from the horse, “Besides I don’t think he’s ever had a name,” she said, “Everything deserves a name.”
“You don’t see Pestilence and War running around with their horses sporting gay names…”
“War’s a tramp and Pestilence is a dick,” Dee said. “And don’t call Apples gay, slut.”
“Bitch…” Madeleine returned fire, “look we’re supposed to be doing a job.”
“Ladies, ladies, ladies; now there’s no reason for us to quarrel,” a man in a white suit made his way towards him. He was combing his hair through his long white blonde tendrils as he moved. Smoke rose off his shoulders and the top of his head yet it was so light that it was barely visible.
Apples reared up slightly and Dee touched the side of his head gently to calm him, “I thought that I smelled sulfur.”
Madeleine stepped against him holding her body close to his. The heat he gave off warmed right through her clothes, she could feel the sweat starting to form. It was akin to being near a fire. She pressed her pistol into his stomach hard.
“Can’t say I expected such a warm welcome from the likes of you,” he said. He tucked his head over her shoulder and his tongue extended out as he talked. It wasn’t a human’s tongue though. It was slimy and long with a split end; like that of a snake, “Put that away, I assure I won’t bite.”
In a flash he was gone, vanished without warning. She blinked as if she expected him to reappear. She felt something warm and wet on the back of her neck and in an instant she knew. She gasped as the wet warmth spread down the side of her neck as if it were wrapping around, “Oh God, he’s got his tongue on my neck.”
Dee stepped in behind him, brandishing her scythe now. She pulled the bladed edge in-between Madeleine and her target, “Make one more move and pop your head off like a cork.”
For an instant his steely blue eyes went wide. A smile spread across his pale lips, “It’s been a long time since I had the pleasure of meeting up with Death personified...”
“It’s been a while since there’s been one,” Madeleine stepped forward and turned to face him as she put her gun away. She checked around the park to make sure no one had noticed the trouble.
As Madeleine got out of his range he pushed Dee’s scythe up over his head, he turned and put his face close to Dee’s, “A female Death?” He smiled wryly, “Been even longer since we had one of those.” He edged around the side of her now with his arms but keeping his face as close to hers as he could. “How about a little kiss.” His forked tongue flicked out at her.
Dee pushed him back and dropped her scythe. Before the weapon could hit the ground it vanished in brilliant flash of light. “That’s a Hell of an offer,” Dee said, “But I think its better we keep this relationship strictly professional.”
Madeleine’s eyes welled up with tears, “I wish I could do that, he wrapped his tongue around my neck.” She was rubbing her hand down the side of her neck where the slimy appendage had touched.
The man in white went over to Apples rubbing him on the side of the head, the horse tensed up and backed away slowly. “You brought the Pale Horse off the Ethereal Plain?”
Dee rushed over and threw her arms around the horse, “Keep your fucking hands off him!”
“Honey,” he started, “I knew this horse back before you or this hunk of rock you call a planet were even part of His divine plan.”
Madeleine seemed to have gathered herself now, “So the rumors are true, you’re stalking the Earth these days, Lucifer?” Madeleine’s brown knee high boots crunched the grass under her feet slightly as she started to circle.
“I don’t remember ever seeing you back when I was fighting the good fight, you’re Nephilim then?” Satan asked.
Dee nodded.
“I sense an aura of intense energy around you,” Satan started. “It’s disgusting that he’d let two half-breeds have such power, the Angel of Death and an Archangel.”
“Can the commentary and tell us why you sent us that message?” Madeleine said.
Satan’s face went blank, his blue eyes now serious, “This is a warning…consider it an omen if you must—the war is coming.”
“We’ve been at war with you since—well the beginning of time,” Dee said.
“This war will make that one look like a school yard fight,” Satan said, “It’s ramifications will spill through Heaven, Earth, Purgatory and have already began in Hell.”
“There’s fighting in Hell?” Madeleine asked.
“Someone’s marched on two of the cities and taken them both, there’s demons joining their ranks by the thousands…the Lake of Fire at Gehenna is under attack as we speak,” he said.
Dee shook her head, “Any idea who’s leading this force?”
“I have one, but you’re not going to believe it.”
“Go ahead,” Madeleine said.
“The Great Old Gods…” Satan replied.
Dee and Madeleine glared at each other confused. Finally Madeleine smoothed her hands down her deep brown dress and asked, “What are these ‘Gods’?”
He sighed, “Do you two read anything in the Angelic Libraries?” there was a short pause. “They’re what predated Humans, God’s original ‘grand creation’, hidden away from the world in sacred objects…they lie dormant in both Hell and Earth.”
“How can a dormant life form lead an army?” asked Dee.
“They’re more Immortal than Human, someone has been releasing them or using their power to help build a force,” Satan concluded.
“How do you know all of this?” asked Madeleine.
“Because Michael and I led the charge to imprison them,” he started, “Most we placed carefully inside of sacred objects but one, who surrendered, we imprisoned in bone and flesh…the first Female—I think you actually know her.”
“I think we would know if we knew someone with that kind of power,” Dee said.
“She was called Lilith once, but these days she prefers the name Amandah—,” Satan paused to let them take it in.
“The Trickster?” asked Dee.
Satan nodded, “But a pendant and a glove that we trapped two of them in are missing from Hell—I’ve dispatched my Elite Guard to find the other objects.”
Dee turned to Apples, “Never a dull moment, eh Apples?”
“I’ve got to head back to my fight,” Satan said, “But I would advise you girls to talk to that Immortal, see if she knows anything.”
“Last I checked you didn’t run anything, Lucifer…” Madeleine said.
“If I, through all my pride have enlisted the help of Angels—you better believe this is something you should be worried about. If Hell falls Purgatory will easily and then Earth after that—then what, you make your stand in Heaven?”
“A drop of blood must never fall inside the Golden Gates!” Dee protested.
“Then I suggest you do as I say.”
She approached the boy wiping her mouth off with the back of her hand as she did. Her lips widened into a smile and she knelt down and started to rummage through her bag, “You wanna feed him?” Her slender pale arm made circles down in the satchel at her side and finally she produced a bright red apple, “He loves these.”
The little boy’s honey colored eyes were locked on her, but he said nothing. His arms hung down at his side and his face void of any expression except astonishment. So much astonishment he was unable to take the fruit.
“Go ahead, he won’t bite,” Dee smiled as she rose up from her squatting position to meet the boy face to face, “And neither do I.” She rubbed the top of his head lightly, “His name is Apples.”
Right then Dee thought of how she must have appeared to a little kid. She wasn’t exactly what one would call normal looking. The lip ring, the small jewel stud in the side of her nose and the countless crosses she wore around her neck couldn’t have been all that easy for the kid to take in. Add into the equation the loads of makeup she wore.
Madeleine waited in impatient silence behind the horse this whole time. She’d been Dee’s friend for some time. It had always been kind of apparent to her that Dee had a knack for getting horribly side tracked when there was something important to do. But she knew she couldn’t tell Dee that.
She’d tried, on more than one occasion, to advice Dee about perhaps dressing more conservatively. There wasn’t exactly a dress code for their line of work, but they were just supposed to blend in. However there wasn’t an incentive for Dee to listen.
The little boy accept the apple. He offered it up to the horse and the horse ate it carefully. The kid giggled at the horse’s mouth touching his hands. Dee shot Madeleine a quick glance to see if she was smiling about this whole ordeal. Of course she was not. As far as she was concerned Dee was wasting time.
From off across the park a woman called out, “Nick!” the boy looked up and his laughter ceased. The sound of his mother’s voice had pulled his attention away from the horse. Almost instantly he jolted across the path and over the grass off towards the hillside in the distance where she waited.
Madeleine sauntered around the horse, “Why did you bring him out?”
“He needs some exercise,” Dee rubbed the horse so vigorously her big dark mop of curls shook, “Cooped up in the Ethereal stables all day—he must get lonely.”
“I don’t think he’s allowed,” Madeleine concluded, “I don’t see many horses in the Herman Park.”
Dee ran her hand across the top of the horses head softer this time, “But he’s having a great time out here,” Dee said with an induced squeaky tone, “He’s not going to ever want to go back, isn’t that right boy?”
That baby-talk-tone that Dee took was enough to make Madeleine want to vomit; instead she just rolled her eyes. “Do you have to talk to him like that?”
“Aww you’re just jealous that he loves his momma!” Dee continued and exaggerated the voice now.
With her arms folded Madeleine sighed, “Your belittling him, he’s a grown horse!”
“You’re the one being rude,” Dee quipped, “I mean he has a name you know!”
“I’m not going to call the Pale Horse Apples!” Madeleine yelled.
“Well that’s what he likes to eat!” Dee threw her arms to her sides and stomped off from the horse, “Besides I don’t think he’s ever had a name,” she said, “Everything deserves a name.”
“You don’t see Pestilence and War running around with their horses sporting gay names…”
“War’s a tramp and Pestilence is a dick,” Dee said. “And don’t call Apples gay, slut.”
“Bitch…” Madeleine returned fire, “look we’re supposed to be doing a job.”
“Ladies, ladies, ladies; now there’s no reason for us to quarrel,” a man in a white suit made his way towards him. He was combing his hair through his long white blonde tendrils as he moved. Smoke rose off his shoulders and the top of his head yet it was so light that it was barely visible.
Apples reared up slightly and Dee touched the side of his head gently to calm him, “I thought that I smelled sulfur.”
Madeleine stepped against him holding her body close to his. The heat he gave off warmed right through her clothes, she could feel the sweat starting to form. It was akin to being near a fire. She pressed her pistol into his stomach hard.
“Can’t say I expected such a warm welcome from the likes of you,” he said. He tucked his head over her shoulder and his tongue extended out as he talked. It wasn’t a human’s tongue though. It was slimy and long with a split end; like that of a snake, “Put that away, I assure I won’t bite.”
In a flash he was gone, vanished without warning. She blinked as if she expected him to reappear. She felt something warm and wet on the back of her neck and in an instant she knew. She gasped as the wet warmth spread down the side of her neck as if it were wrapping around, “Oh God, he’s got his tongue on my neck.”
Dee stepped in behind him, brandishing her scythe now. She pulled the bladed edge in-between Madeleine and her target, “Make one more move and pop your head off like a cork.”
For an instant his steely blue eyes went wide. A smile spread across his pale lips, “It’s been a long time since I had the pleasure of meeting up with Death personified...”
“It’s been a while since there’s been one,” Madeleine stepped forward and turned to face him as she put her gun away. She checked around the park to make sure no one had noticed the trouble.
As Madeleine got out of his range he pushed Dee’s scythe up over his head, he turned and put his face close to Dee’s, “A female Death?” He smiled wryly, “Been even longer since we had one of those.” He edged around the side of her now with his arms but keeping his face as close to hers as he could. “How about a little kiss.” His forked tongue flicked out at her.
Dee pushed him back and dropped her scythe. Before the weapon could hit the ground it vanished in brilliant flash of light. “That’s a Hell of an offer,” Dee said, “But I think its better we keep this relationship strictly professional.”
Madeleine’s eyes welled up with tears, “I wish I could do that, he wrapped his tongue around my neck.” She was rubbing her hand down the side of her neck where the slimy appendage had touched.
The man in white went over to Apples rubbing him on the side of the head, the horse tensed up and backed away slowly. “You brought the Pale Horse off the Ethereal Plain?”
Dee rushed over and threw her arms around the horse, “Keep your fucking hands off him!”
“Honey,” he started, “I knew this horse back before you or this hunk of rock you call a planet were even part of His divine plan.”
Madeleine seemed to have gathered herself now, “So the rumors are true, you’re stalking the Earth these days, Lucifer?” Madeleine’s brown knee high boots crunched the grass under her feet slightly as she started to circle.
“I don’t remember ever seeing you back when I was fighting the good fight, you’re Nephilim then?” Satan asked.
Dee nodded.
“I sense an aura of intense energy around you,” Satan started. “It’s disgusting that he’d let two half-breeds have such power, the Angel of Death and an Archangel.”
“Can the commentary and tell us why you sent us that message?” Madeleine said.
Satan’s face went blank, his blue eyes now serious, “This is a warning…consider it an omen if you must—the war is coming.”
“We’ve been at war with you since—well the beginning of time,” Dee said.
“This war will make that one look like a school yard fight,” Satan said, “It’s ramifications will spill through Heaven, Earth, Purgatory and have already began in Hell.”
“There’s fighting in Hell?” Madeleine asked.
“Someone’s marched on two of the cities and taken them both, there’s demons joining their ranks by the thousands…the Lake of Fire at Gehenna is under attack as we speak,” he said.
Dee shook her head, “Any idea who’s leading this force?”
“I have one, but you’re not going to believe it.”
“Go ahead,” Madeleine said.
“The Great Old Gods…” Satan replied.
Dee and Madeleine glared at each other confused. Finally Madeleine smoothed her hands down her deep brown dress and asked, “What are these ‘Gods’?”
He sighed, “Do you two read anything in the Angelic Libraries?” there was a short pause. “They’re what predated Humans, God’s original ‘grand creation’, hidden away from the world in sacred objects…they lie dormant in both Hell and Earth.”
“How can a dormant life form lead an army?” asked Dee.
“They’re more Immortal than Human, someone has been releasing them or using their power to help build a force,” Satan concluded.
“How do you know all of this?” asked Madeleine.
“Because Michael and I led the charge to imprison them,” he started, “Most we placed carefully inside of sacred objects but one, who surrendered, we imprisoned in bone and flesh…the first Female—I think you actually know her.”
“I think we would know if we knew someone with that kind of power,” Dee said.
“She was called Lilith once, but these days she prefers the name Amandah—,” Satan paused to let them take it in.
“The Trickster?” asked Dee.
Satan nodded, “But a pendant and a glove that we trapped two of them in are missing from Hell—I’ve dispatched my Elite Guard to find the other objects.”
Dee turned to Apples, “Never a dull moment, eh Apples?”
“I’ve got to head back to my fight,” Satan said, “But I would advise you girls to talk to that Immortal, see if she knows anything.”
“Last I checked you didn’t run anything, Lucifer…” Madeleine said.
“If I, through all my pride have enlisted the help of Angels—you better believe this is something you should be worried about. If Hell falls Purgatory will easily and then Earth after that—then what, you make your stand in Heaven?”
“A drop of blood must never fall inside the Golden Gates!” Dee protested.
“Then I suggest you do as I say.”
Monday, April 14, 2008
*blank*
After losing what I thought was a friend over nothing, I'm convinced there are no descent people left in the world. Even after being friends for some years and talking pretty often; someone just dumps you off. Without a word, without any sort of a warning. Someone I had thought was a really good person, someone I thought that I could talk to and trust just up and blocks you and stops answering your calls. I don't know what to say about her, besides I wish I'd never known her. If all she was going to do was sneak out when she thought I wouldn't notice, or just walk out and not care if I noticed. What's the point? Why even be friends at all then?
I don't even want to talk about it anymore, its something that's just going to make me more angry.
Monday, April 07, 2008
Bananaphone?!?...WTF?
This song is so messed up! I mean what the Hell is it? A phone, obviously, but can you eat the damn thing? Or is it just shaped like a banana. Is it home based or mobile...and if it is mobile how much does the plan cost?
And in the song, why the fuck does he call the cat?
"No sir, the White House will not except your bananaphone call."
Saturday, April 05, 2008
Save the Lies for the Liars
I'm starting to dislike pretentious people, those who think that they have to invent a new them to make themselves interesting. The same people who you see trying to hard to look intelligent. I'm getting really tired of being told how I can't be a real writer if I don't do this, or how doing this or that isn't an adult choice to make with ones hobbies or the like.
There's a guy that I work with who I spend a good deal of time around and he is one of these people. The very definition of lame. He made himself a big long list of New Years resolutions and broadcast them all over the place. Most of them were trivial shit. One of them even said that he wanted to take up smoking, who just 'takes up smoking' and choses to do so ahead of time.
He was discussing his writing with me at one point, because he writes too and it just sounded like that same old tired ass stuff you see in movies like Garden State, a depressing and emo romp through life until somehow some quirky girl comes up and without explanation for how she does it, changes things. When I told him about my writing and how I had spent all of the night before writing an action scene. He made some comment about how he used to write stuff like that, but he grew up.
He is quick to judge others on how they dress and the like, but the second someone even points ou that he is out of dress code, he flies off the handle. He is just the kind of person I thought I would be rid of when I got out of high school, but there are apparently more of them.
I Can Be So Cruel
So yeah, maybe this guy's problem isn't funny...but what I said back is...
Him: "I haven't crapped in the past 4 days, and I'm all stopped up. I'm in tremendous pain; I cant remain seated for more than 5 minutes, or else my lower area gets cramped. Throughout the day, I'll get convulsions that feel like someone punched me in the kidneys, and it hurts when I bend over. When I try to go to the bathroom, it's like my body wont let anything come out, despite my will to push through the pain. I took a laxative and it has yet to work. Any suggestions? Thanks."
Me: "There's only one option left...get in there with a butter knife and start yourself like a ketchup bottle."
I'm so cruel sometimes.
Thursday, April 03, 2008
From the Heart of Utah
These are some quotes from a member known as UtahCrip on a forum I visit. They're pretty damn funny.
On Gun Control
"I feel like a real man regardless if I'm strapped. I just happen to always be strapped."
"This country was built on packing heat."
"Fuck out of here. I'll fight a dude but sometimes you just got to clap somebody."
On Relationships
"I told my moms I was going to go blow out some hoes back. All she asked was if I had some jimmy hats. I told her yeah but I hit it raw. Shit, elementary school was some good time."
"You act like it's hard to pick up 13 year old girls and fatties. If I stopped down to your level, I'd get more than 3 broads. Thankfully I like my hoes of age and looking right.
I aint down with that bullshit[monogamy]. I mean how you only going to bang one broad when they is so many good looking bitches out there. You must be crazy, cuz.
[Sexual Fantasies]"Aight peep this. So I'm chilling with the homies. Next thing this dime comes out of no where. We talking fine face, nice tigoles, and phat ass. So she pushes my homies out the way and gives me dome on the spot. Next thing a cop pulls up and get out of his ride. Before he starts hating, she pulls out my glock and shoots the pig. Then I hit it from the bacc. That's some real shit right there. For real something really romantic and shit.
On Learning
"Why aint you learn something more useful in them 10 years. The hood aint checking for sword fights. Seriously, call me the next time you get into a 3 musketeers type swordfight, cuz.
I really don't get that shit. For real people act like they are smarter with a degree. Yet when they graduate, they in debt and having troubles getting a job. Shit I barely graduated high school and I stay getting paid. The streets taught me and I aint have to take no caclulus classes. For current college students, I'm sorry but you getting pimped by education.
We can't all sling roccs and gang bang, yo. Some of us have to stay on the straight and narrow, otherwise there would be massive inflation in the banging and slanging...and then there would be no money in the drug game...But going to college doesn't mean that you can't cheat the system and do gangsta shit, like stealing food from the campus cafe, or bustin' mental-caps in foo's with your knowledge.
I seriously couldn't make this shit up, I had to edit the spelling and stuff like that. But its all his words. You have no idea what kind of pure win this guy is made of.
Monday, March 31, 2008
Happt Rick Roll Day
I've never been much of a fan of April Fool's day, not sure why, but more than likely because I just find it to be a silly 'holiday' at best and I kind of regard it right down there with Halloween. I don't spend my day trying to fool people or any of that because honestly, if you do it on that day, its kind of obvious folks.
That is unless the prank itself is something we can do universally to people and its designated. Like that hitting game people used to play where they would make a shape with their fingers hold it below their waste and try to coax others into looking at it. This mentality is what brings me to the internet equivalent of that.
The Rick Roll hasn't been around too terribly long, but like most things on the internet, it picked up speed and spread like wild fire.
So without further delay, I would like to declare April the first, Rick Roll Day. For those of you who don't understand what a rickroll is, its simple. You try to trick someone into clicking a link to a Rick Astley video, for instance the link is here. But what do I do to trick you? I just send you a link and disguise it.
That's tomorrow for you people, now get on it.
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Procedure
Is this standard procedure for you? Is this how you treat people who extend their hand and try to talk to you, try to be your friend at the very least. I don't know how some people manage to reach out to others that they don't know. Being open and friendly often seems to end with you being rejected. How do you handle that rejection? What's the right way to do this?
I haven't found my niche for meeting people, new friends or otherwise, it seems that the people I meet lately pass through my life just as soon as they came in. And when I reached out to meet someone, through another person--it ended in my being treated like I was nothing, like I was old news and unwanted. I don't care what anyone says, it hurts being treated like that even by new people.
So here is the thing, I think I might just let this thing go. Toss this to the side and forget about this because more than anything else I don't want to deal with how some others treat those who reach out to them.
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Easter
Today is Easter I know, and there's just something unappealing to me about having to go over to my parent's house and hang out with them. I know this might sound like something trivial, as a matter of a fact it might sound down right stupid.
But things haven't been as good as they should maybe, and like any time that I'm alone I've had too much time to think. I have pretty no idea what to do most of the time, no direction to take and I don't know how to do things that maybe I should have some idea of how to. There is this guy, he's always doing these things like trying to be so adventurous and trying to take up new hobbies and things.
I really dislike him as a person (he's a bit of a playboy) but I wonder if I shouldn't be more like him in the regard of all these little experiments and trying to 'find my self'. Can you really even find yourself?
Sometimes I don't want to do anything, sometimes I just want to sit and think. Sometimes I think that everything is a waste of time and I wonder if I can even find something to do that won't just be another waste of time. There are these times where I know that I hate how people regard me. Its not a matter of caring too much about other people. Its just wondering why they think of you a certain way. How come people feel the need to be so vocal in expressing all your faults? How come people people think its so important you conform to them.
I mean a lot of the time I find it hard to even want to answer people when they ask me for my opinion on something they're discussing. It's not that I am afraid to express my opinion, that's not it at all. Its more of the fact that I don't want to have to argue my point. Regardless of how much I think I am right, at least as far as what's for me. I mean they'll ask what I think about strip clubs or something stupid like that and of course I've never been to one, don't ever want to go or plan on going.
Of course I get the same response that I get when I don't like something and there are other people around arguing it, "Well don't knock it till you try it." It actually makes me angry now when I hear it.
As far as other people that I know, ones who I know better, I hardly get to see most of them. I think that in recent memory the best time I have has been my birthday weekend in San Antonio. I wish I could have something like that at least from time to time. And now I know I need to start making plans again and sticking to them. I said I wanted to get something published, go back to school, none of that's going to get done with out me doing something about it.
Thursday, March 20, 2008
And Dan Brown Says Something's Wrong With the American People
Someone on myspace posted this:
MY NAME IS DAN BROWN. NO, I AM NOT THE AUTHOR, DAN BROWN, WHOM I ADMIRE VERY MUCH. RATHER, I AM JUST A 75 YEAR OLD RETIREE WITH LOTS OF TIME ON MY HANDS WHO LOVES THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA WITH ALL THAT'S WITHIN ME.
I AM NOT A PATRIOT. I HAVE NEVER SERVED IN THE ARMED FORCES OF THIS GREAT NATION, TO MY SORROW, BUT DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES WHICH YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT. I HAVE NEVER MADE A BIG MARK IN THIS WORLD.
I HOLD DEARLY TO CONSERVATIVE PRINCIPLES. I NORMALLY VOTE REPUBLICAN.
I AM A CHRISTIAN AND AM VERY PROUD OF IT. I AM NOT A COWARD - BUT I AM PETRIFIED.
WE ARE FACING THE REAL POSSIBILITY THAT BARACK OBAMA WILL BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THIS NATION. NO ONE KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT THIS MAN EXCEPT THAT HE DOES HAVE GREAT CHARISMA. HE HAS NOT AT ANY TIME DURING THIS CAMPAIGN REVEALED WHAT HE STANDS FOR, WHAT HE BELIEVES IN, OTHER THAN OBAMA, NOR WHAT HIS PLANS ARE TO EFFECT CHANGE WHICH HE TALKS ABOUT UNCEASINGLY.
I AM NOT AN INSIDER. I HAVE NO PROOF OF WHAT I BELIEVE, BUT I DO BELIEVE THAT WITH THE RESOURCES I DO NOT HAVE THAT MOST OF THE FOLLOWING COULD BE ESTABLISHED.
I BELIEVE THAT WHEN MICHELLE OBAMA MADE HER INFAMOUS STATEMENT ON TUESDAY OF THIS WEEK THAT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE I AM PROUD OF MY COUNTRY'', SHE PROBABLY MADE THE MOST TRUTHFUL STATEMENT OF THE CAMPAIGN. SHE JUST FAILED TO NAME WHAT HER COUNTRY IS. I BELIEVE THAT IT IS OBVIOUS THAT HER COUNTRY AS WELL AS THAT OF HER HUSBAND IS NOT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. HER PRIDE IN HER COUNTRY STEMS FROM HER BELIEF THAT THEY ARE ON THE VERGE OF TRANSFORMING THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD TO AN ISLAMIC NATION.
NO, I BELIEVE SHE MADE THE TRUE STATEMENT, AND SHE HAD NEVER BEEN PROUD OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
IT HAS NEVER BEEN HER COUNTRY! (JM)
WE ALL WERE ASTOUNDED WITH THE AMOUNT OF MONEY WHICH CAME INTO THE OBAMA CAMPAIGN COFFERS EARLY IN THIS YEAR, JUST WHEN IT WAS NEEDED.
I BELIEVE THE SOURCE IS NOT VERY MYSTERIOUS. I BELIEVE THIS MONEY WAS DISTRIBUTED IN AMOUNTS WHICH WOULD NOT RAISE A FLAG TO A GREAT MANY POOR PEOPLE, DISHWASHERS, TAXI DRIVERS, WAITERS, ETC., TO BE DONATED TO THE CAMPAIGN, BY MIDDLE-EASTERN FORCES WHICH ARE VERY ANONYMOUS.
WE HAVE EIGHT MONTHS IN WHICH WE MUST BRING SOME OF THIS TO THE ATTENTION OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.
WE CANNOT ALLOW BARACK OBAMA TO BE ELECTED PRESIDENT OF THIS NATION.
IF THIS ARTICLE CAN ACHIEVE THE ATTENTION THAT I HOPE THAT IT WILL, I WOULD EXPECT REPRISALS. WHAT GREATER SERVICE COULD I BE TO MY COUNTRY..
I can't tell you how wrong all of this seems, how much it seems like people just being stupid over something that really doesn't make sense. Half of it seems like conspiracy theory mixed in with some kind of racial and religious hatred. The whole thing if you read it draws a lot of speculation and some of it even seems to be trying to say that Obama is some sort of terrorist spy. The first part of this message actually acts like Obama hasn't announced anything about his campaign, which is untrue.
Secondly, I think that Hilliary supporters, McCain supporters, any of them will admit that Obama's values are not that of an Islamic nation, nor are they that of some radicalist group bent on the destruction of the American way.
Even the idea that Michelle Obama is anything but American (she was born in Chicago IL) is stupid. I am going to have to just go ahead and say that there are plenty of reasons to vote for and against different people in this race. I'm not even saying you should vote for Obama or vote Democratic or vote at all. But if you let these kinds of accusations make your choice for you, then I think something is truly wrong and you probably don't have the intelligence to vote.
Monday, March 17, 2008
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Lately...
So it would seem that I have been kind of absent from the blog scene for a while. I haven't actually written in this thing as much as I promised myself that I would. I would like to say that a lot has happened but it really hasn't. My life's not a very eventful one in truth, lately I have just been going to work, coming home and hanging out here and that's it. Probably the thing keeping me from doing this the most has been writing.
When I think about writing, I just get caught up and I can never pull myself away from what I am doing. Right now I am working on two stories. But one exciting little thing, I have some pictures to post of me and friends in Austin and San Antonio. Hope everyone likes those. Now for a little bit of whats been on my mind lately:
Its become painfully obvious how shallow people are and how much they'll lie to be liked. I wish I could just meet someone who didn't lie so that others like them. It seems like it should be something that is easy and all but its not, people strive to make sure that everyone likes them and they don't understand everyone can't like you. It just doesn't work that way.
At work its more obvious than anywhere else. This girl who's quitting, I can call her Beth; she's always trying to play herself up. She talks about the thing's she's doing not as if she's just talking about what she did, but as if she's saying "hey look what I can do." It's obnoxious. She goes on and on about managing this band and the other day she got really rude with me after I voiced and opinion on something which I don't find funny. She asked did I listen to a radio station here and town and I said not since they fired everyone and changed out the people.
Then she mentioned the morning show on there, which used to have real substance and talk about stuff related to music or just about different interesting things. She talked about how she loved the new show, which every time I hear it is just talking about sex in some form or another. I'm not that kind of person that has to hear about sex all of the time and I didn't make a comment about, I just said I didn't like it.
She flies off the handle asking me if I had ever hung out with him or talked with him (the radio announcer). I just replied that I wouldn't want to. She was pissed for the rest of the day...this is why I am so glad she's quitting.
Tuesday, March 04, 2008
STOP IT!
It's been a little while, I know, since I have written anything that wasn't just a preview for something else, but there's not much going on that I want to talk about. Life's not been at it's happiest and I don't really see much reason to talk about most of that here. One thing will say; I am really sick of campaign commercials. There's really something annoying about hearing them one million times in a single day, and its like the same four commercials. I can't wait until this dies down some, I guess this is just a hint of what we will be dealing with coming late October.
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Birthday Blog
For those who don't know, this is a blog warning them, this week end is my birthday and I plan to be in the Austin /San Antonio area. I'll be twenty-two and I have some plans for what I want to do and most of it just involves seeing people. But on top of that, I just need to get away from Houston for a while. I think staying in this city for too long is poison.
That having been said, there are plenty of sanctioned activities and always some that are off limits. Activities that are off limits include anything:
That's pretty much my list...hope to see you all soon.
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Not Another Valentines Day Blog
Fuck this holiday!
Don't worry, not this year. I actually have nothing to say about today or today's goings on. My job was pretty much like it usually would be, except with people passing out candy from time to time. But I wanted to come on here and tell all of you about my recent coloring fit, along with my plan to heighten my productivity. I plan to have a story done by the end of lent, for those of you who don't know, that is Easter.
I feel like this is a realistic goal, but I will still go back and edit after it is done. I don't feel like I was writing enough for the last part of the last year, there were many distractions and with me moving out next week, I think I will have much more free time to write than I have in the past. So look for things to be posted here from my newest story, as if anyone cared.
A few days ago I was bored so I watched Juno, I went in not knowing what to expect but I was pretty pleasantly surprised to say the least. I have been listening to some of the songs from the movie although they're probably not for everyone (I never was much of a Moldy Peaches fan before but I respect them) but it has a unique sound and the movie is really cute and heart warming. Not sure what they were really trying to get at, but from what I can tell its like a Knocked Up for kids. Not that the description I gave is something most people would want to hear.
Also in honor of the holiday but as usual, one day late, I am going to Austin for Valentines Day. It should be really fun, I cleaned my car out because I had the seats taken out to do some moving, but I will be putting them back in because it looks silly with out them really. I am hoping that getting out of town tomorrow and just being able to do something like this provides me with some much needed rest from the day to day grind.
Well for the first time in February here I am posting, and here I am signing out.
Wednesday, February 06, 2008
Metaphor
During one of the many talks that Prentiss and I have had we discussed a metaphor of sorts. Something that he actually posted on this blog over a year ago. Back then it rung true and it brought clarity and light to a situation that I was in. It painted things in a light that made it seem less like I was some kind of bad guy, because back then the girl in question did just that. I won't name her, because there's no point in speaking the name of someone that heartless. But there is merit in reposting what Prentiss said.
For one its a very neat saying and it should be in a book somewhere, a book about dating or something. I see so many guys going through this and I just know that if there were someone to tell them this they might understand what they need to do or at least not feel so alone.
So here it is:
A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.
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