So yeah, maybe this guy's problem isn't funny...but what I said back is...
Him: "I haven't crapped in the past 4 days, and I'm all stopped up. I'm in tremendous pain; I cant remain seated for more than 5 minutes, or else my lower area gets cramped. Throughout the day, I'll get convulsions that feel like someone punched me in the kidneys, and it hurts when I bend over. When I try to go to the bathroom, it's like my body wont let anything come out, despite my will to push through the pain. I took a laxative and it has yet to work. Any suggestions? Thanks."
Me: "There's only one option left...get in there with a butter knife and start yourself like a ketchup bottle."
I'm so cruel sometimes.
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